Monday, June 16, 2014

Winter is coming?

Winter is coming?

It's been another hot week here in King's Landing. Even the winds from the Narrow Sea are hot as a dragon's breath. If winter is coming, I'm ready for it. Nothing stinks like King's Landing in the heat. A good freeze might keep the stench of the leavings down. Perhaps the young King's small council could get something done about it. You know it's bad when the whores in the brothels are holding their noses. Speaking of whores and bad smells, did anyone hear the King's Hand was murdered in the privy? Who has a privy anyway? Everyone I know craps out the window.